Heads up — this item is a future pre-order.
Shipping begins March 9, 2026 (so resist the urge to refresh that tracking page like it cheated on you).
✨ What’s inside?
Not everything will be revealed upfront—because anticipation is half the thrill—but confirmed items include:
Specialized exclusive book covers
Adult board game
Mask with chain tassel
Blindfold
Handcuffs
Book pouch
Custom box
…plus a few locked-away surprises worth waiting for.
📍 Important: Please double-check your shipping address before checking out.
There are no refunds and no automatic replacements for lost or stolen packages, or the classic:
“My cousin grabbed my mail and disappeared with it.”
If something goes wrong, I will submit a claim on your behalf and do everything I can to help get your box to you.
If you move or enter your address incorrectly, email me directly before shipping begins:
📧 ebowserbooks@gmail.com
You preorder it.
You wait for it.
And when it arrives?
You savor every detail—and every chaotic surprise—inside.